If You Live in Maine – Jeff Foxworthy

When you think about MAINE – think of it fondly!!

Maine USA

Halloween

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September though May – You live in Maine.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit – You live in Maine.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there – You live in Maine.

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time – You love in Maine.

If you’ve had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number – You live in Maine.

If you measure distance in hours – You live in Maine.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once – You live in Maine.

If you have switched from “heat” to “ac” in the same day and back again – You love in Maine.

If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow without flinching – You live in Maine.

If you install security lights on both your house and garage, but leave them both unlocked – you live in Maine.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them – You live in Maine.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow – You live in Maine.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction – You live in Maine.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than on your car – You live in Maine.

If you find 10 degrees a “little chilly” – You live in Maine.

AND if you live in Maine you will send this page to all your family and friends no matter where they live!!

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